Breakin Plates On Yo Ass

Monday, May 08, 2006


As I've already revealed on Lilypad, Gressory was a blog made up by me (John) to have a little fun with Greg. It was pretty fun at first, but I found writing two blogs to be rather tedious. So I will no longer update this blog, but maybe Greg will actually want to take up the reigns. Thanks for the laughs :)

Lilypad John

Tuesday, March 28, 2006


My Hero Shot

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Squak Mountain

John's already posted about our hike to Squak Mountain, but I wanted to add my part here. The hike was fun, but what I really liked was that it was cold. I was actually surprised that John would want to go hiking when it was so cold because he's usually such a wimp when it comes to cold. Not only was there snow in some areas, but frozen puddles and weird muddy ice crystals like the picture above. I think they looked rad. The crystal ice columns in this picture are about four to five inches tall. We came across frozen sections of creeks and could walk on them. Correction, I could walk on them, but John's fat ass kept cracking the ice. Fuckin' hippies. It was a fun hike and it was fun to play with the ice. John's talking about doing another hike this next Sunday, but it is the day after Keg Day, so I am not sure if it is going to happen. We'll see.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

A Really Gay Present

My room!

I know John's already blogged about my birthday party last weekend, but I figured I throw this picture out there. It was pretty ninja ("Hey! That's our word!") how John got me out of the apartment, and while I was dance dancing over at Tommy and Brittany's, John wallpapered my room. It thought it was pretty funny. I had to cut the thermostat too, heh. It was actually kind of nice since John covered the window it wasn't so bright when I was trying to sleep. At night, the street light outside my window finds its way through the blinds and ends up hitting me in the eye. However useful, I tore the stuff down yesterday. It was like unwrapping a present! A really gay present from John. Fuckin' hippies!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

What's Up!

I had to do overnight shifts at work all last week. While fun and a nice change, I was really tired of it by Friday night. I definitely could not do it on a regular basis. What also sucks is that my sleep schedule is all messed up because of it, and now I have to go back to working at five in the morning this week.

On another note, Tony bought some porn. He came back from 7-11 last night when we were gaming with a Hustler. What was really funny was when John played the DVD that came with it, and the five of us paid more attention to the Dungeons and Dragons action at the table. Geeks. Aside from the graphic displays of women spreading....well everything, the Hustler had a really winy article with Tara Reid ("I'm not a slut, I swear!") and really gross pictures of people with Gulf War Syndrome. Some people have really weird fetishes.

Monday, January 02, 2006

The Secret Language of Men


Towards the end of our New Year's party, someone busted out a Cosmo and we started flipping through it. As you can see from this picture, I got to an article called, "The Secret Language of Men". Considering that it was the "secret language of men" I was surprised that I understood none of it. Note the confused look on my face. John said that the secret language of men would have to be "1337". All the men in the room had a good laugh, Brittany looked cross. Fuckin' hippies.

Friday, December 30, 2005

The Geek Test

I was on the Vanguard forums the other day and found a link to The Geek Test. Some of the questions like "I play..." or "I like..." I answered yes to if I've ever done it, not just presently. Other than that it was fun, though they are missing a lot of questions. I got a 34% which is a Major Geek while John scored a 50% which is a Super Geek. Fuckin' hippies.

Friday, December 09, 2005


Okay, for some reason I decided to look up "pr0n" on Google and this was the first link. This shit is hilarious!

I'd post one of the "pics" here, but they are all text files and I can't find the correct font. Just check it out!

Saturday, November 19, 2005

The Ladies Are All Up Ons

Swoon, Stephanie! SWOOOOON!

Last week, HP and Microsoft held another training session at the Gameworks downtown. I wasn't able to go last time, so I was pretty stoked to be able to go this time. There were maybe thirty people there from a variety of stores: Office Depot, Office Max, Best Buy, etc. The Microsoft guy sucked ass. It looked like he had just woken up and was surprised that he had to lead a presentation. He basically just read from the slides of the PowerPoint presentation. The HP guy was really excited about what he was talking about, but I didn't buy everything he said. What sucked was that Levi had apparently gotten drunk before the training, so he would not shut up during the whole thing. He kept saying stupid comments to us and would shout out equally stupid things to the presenters.

Anyway, we got free food and free video games, so the night was fun nonetheless. The above picture is of me playing Guitar Freaks which was pretty confusing to play. It was just fun to pose with. And get all the ladies. They need to get more new games though. In the past year, I've gone to Gameworks three or four times and the games are getting a little old. There are only so many times you can be excited about the huge Indy 500 game. I think it sucks that half the games are driving games and the other half are shooting games. And with the shooting games, half the guns are broken. It's retarded. Dance Dance doesn't get old though, we all played that a bunch.

Sunday, November 13, 2005


Its been almost a month since I've posted, sorry. I was going to make a post about the Halloween party, but John beat me to it. So I posted the above picture of me at the party. I dressed as the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland. I think it was Andy who put Brittany's sunglasses on me and I thought they looked pretty cool, so I kept them on. Not much else has been going on. Oh wait, I got level 60 with Cleon in World of Warcraft!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Bitch, you betta hab muh munny!

Your perspective of me after I kick your ass, bitch!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

We Heart Katamari

It's okay to love Katamari, but it's not okay to love Katamari...

I bought We Love Katamari last week, the sequel to the ever-popular Katamari Damacy. Ever since John talked about playing it when he went to California, I've been wanting to play it. So I figured that since the sequel came out last week that it would be a great time to get rolled up into the whole Katamari thing. Get it? "Rolled up"? Moving on, the game is so addicting and the music is sweet. I keep getting the songs in my head and sing them at work. So John is skill when it comes to this game. There is this one level where the goal is to get up to 500 meters in 17 minutes, he neared 3000 meters in that time period. Fuckin' hippie.

This game rocks. It even has a two player mode, which we've not fully explored, but it was still fun. It involved a lot of shouting when John and I did it the other day. Also, John was retarded and was only using one of the wiggly sticks. "Skill" my ass.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

From Apples to Pimpin'

I am the Apples to Apples king, check out my bitches.

Sunday, September 18, 2005


Before Heading Out to Cooper's Posted by Picasa

John mentioned this a little bit on Lilypad, but I wanted to throw my perspective out. A bunch of us went out on Friday night in observation of Tony's birthday, even though it was a week previous. We decided to try out a bar that is only two blocks away from our new apartment. As you can see from the above picture, we decided to get warmed up before we went out. Anyway, Cooper's was pretty cool. It wasn't spectacular or anything, but I would go again. It looked as if they were trying to be a sports bar because there was sports posters and such on the wall. It seems they failed in that endeavor, but they did have four dart boards and a pool table. I think John and I are going to have to come back to partake in these indoor sports. John was right, we only stayed for an hour. What John didn't know was that was the plan all along. Fuckin' hippie. I had a good time. It was nothing like the parties that we used to have at our old apartment where we could actually make noise, but it was still fun.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

New Couch!

Tommy and Travis moved away from Seattle recently, so John and I were able to score some tight pieces of furniture. We finally replaced our piece of shit couch with this long, green one. As you can see, it is excellent for napping. We also gaffled a couple chairs, a bureau, and a shiny Ford hubcap. When were helping Tommy load up his truck, I taught John how to throw a football. Apparently he never learned when he was growing up, fucking hippie.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Lawnmower Action!

Since John failed to mention a few things about our lan party on Friday, I figured I'd say a few things. The best part was when we went to Deadmines. We actually did do it twice like John said, it was that much fun. It's funny because it is such a low level dungeon, but that is what made it fun for me. Everything was so low, that I was just pwning everything, sometimes in one hit. As you can see in the above picture, I have almost a dozen mobs on me with a couple already dead on the ground. The best part about fighting huge groups like this is when my badass axe procs. When it procs, I spin around really fast hitting everyone in range. This goes on for a few seconds, it's awesome. Since I like to spin around really fast and cut everything down in my path, I got the nickname "Lawnmower". My gnome is so gninja.

Sunday, August 14, 2005


We've had internet access for a couple days now and I've had some trouble with World of Warcraft. When I downloaded the patch on friday, it said I had to reinstall WoW. So I did, and it still didn't work. Finally, today I just copied it from John's computer onto mine and it worked. I don't know why I didn't think of this before, John even suggested it to me. I'm retarded.

Sunday, July 31, 2005


Tommy, Stephanie, Travis, and Me

If you read Lilypad (and who doesn't?), you'll know I went out clubbin' with some work folk. John wussed out so he's forcing me to write about the craziness that he missed out on. Fuckin' hippies.

After we broke from the bowling alley (John didn't mention, but he and I decided to wear ties), our crew of eight (Stephaine, Veronica, Travis, Eric, Tommy, Tony, Randy, and I) headed downtown to Tiki Bob's. The cover was damn expensive at $12, but I got a little help from my friends to get in. In the parking lot, Veronica pulled out a bottle of rum with about four shots in it, which Eric, Randy, her, and I drank. We met up with the other four inside and got a round of beer then headed to the dance floor to dance dance. Randy went crazy and was dancin' with all the ladies (they were all up ons), including a bride out on her bachlorette party, and he went all hulk and ripped his shirt off. Randy is one crazy mother fucker. I didn't know too many of the songs, but the songs that I could recognize were awesome, including such hits as: "One More Time" by Daft Punk, "Jump" by House of Pain, and "Billy Jean" by Micheal Jackson. Travis was running around taking pictures of random girls. Stephanie and Veronica got crazy and started gyrating up on the bar at one point. I didn't got involved in too much freakiness other than having Veronica pull my tie over her shoulder while we danced. It was hot.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Twelve Eggs of Goodness

John, Brittany, Reid, Melissa, Stephanie and I all went over to Beth's Cafe today after work. What everyone else ordered is insignificant compared to the power of my twelve egg omelet! Obey!

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Ugliest Car Ever

The PT Cruiser: The Ugliest Car Ever.